Guitar Pick Cufflinks to Complement One Heavy-as-Metal Evening
September 1st, 2009
Every guy that can be found in your room, from Eddie Van Halen to Tonny Iommi, or other known heavy metal axmen stuck in posters on your wall, and above else, you—all of you striking the same pose with your left foot on the pedal, your right hand holding the guitar’s neck and clipped between your left thumb and index finger, The Pick of Destiny, glowing as the whole room reverberates.
Of course, to you that stroke was just a simple gesture bidding the indigo heaven goodbye as the heaven is torn by dawn. But little did you know that the gesture itself was able to escape not only from your fingers but through your bedroom window to tear everybody’s eardrums. The raw sound crept to people’s brains and little by little resulted to the rotting of their flesh. You’ve just transformed the whole town into a cradle for the undead. What do you expect? That was the pick of destiny you were using.
And in this story, you are the villain. The only survivor of the disease was a nerdy kid who chose to withdraw from society by spending his time spinning mixed emo CDs and shrinking the entirety of his environment with his headphones. The only way you can beat him is by proving your point: That responsibility and control, when fused with the spontaneous, can explode into a one rocking evening!
Decisively, you put up your dusty sneakers, your jeans tattered by rats and surprisingly for your top, a shirt collared all the way down. Your look of course, isn’t complete without your tie and sterling silver cufflinks. Oh how you’ve been dreaming for this day when you can already declare how godless rock is! The best part is that you’ve got your music cufflinks—Fender guitar pick cufflinks to be exact—to flaunt to the zombies. Boy, even The Pick of Destiny should be flattered! Now, show that nerdy emo kid that the live thing is better and that being undead is way, way cooler than being alive.
