A more pleasant way of telling people to kiss your butt
August 22nd, 2009
Don’t you sometimes just want to not say anything and just shove something to people’s faces who always stare at you like you’ve done some crime or something society terribly condemns so much that they are to think you’d be better off excluded and be considered a deviant, even if its just a tiny shit?
Well, nobody can really completely escape accusations and prejudices. Probably the cleverest thing that ever worked our personality is our very own temperament. Imagine lining up set of tools, from the tiniest needle for pricking to deviate attention, to a mace for pounding the uncontrollable desire to keep shut and not further squabbles anymore. There are of course ways of controlling one’s mood. Some people just rest their reactions to the cosmos. But they cannot deny that they are affected, and that they consciously do something to contribute and help cool themselves even with the littlest amount of effort. But the littlest efforts are still tiring, isn’t it?
Here’s a designer cufflink (not!) that does not only make you look cool and classy at the same time, but is also functional in getting rid of gadflies. If you don’t want to talk to people whom you feel have pestered you, just show them the Homer Simpson Kiss My Butt cufflinks and they are sure to politely excuse themselves and walk away. Why politely? Because the cufflinks’ carrying Homer Simpson, and who doesn’t love Homer? Who doesn’t appreciate his completely annoying but all too funny antics? Just raise your wrists parallel to a pests face, smile quick and bam! You’ll prove how effective a repellant the funny cufflinks are. So funny they’d even laugh at the idea of approaching you, haha!
